Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches, every time
I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit,
taught in public class. Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve, straight up fairy stories even children don't
believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say, all I'm
saying is the Earth was not made in a day.
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
the
Creationists.
Break it down.
Ah damn, this is a funky jam!
I'm about ready to kick this bitch back in.
Check it...
Fuck the damn
creationists I say it with authority, beause kicking their punk asses be my paramount
priority.
Them whack-ass bitches say, "evolution's just a theory."
They best step off, them brainless fools, I'll give them cause to fear me.
The cosmos is expanding every second, every day, but their minds are shrinking
as they close their eyes and pray.
They call their bullshit "science"
like the word could give them cred, if them bitches be scientists, then cap me
in the head.
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck the
Creationists.
Bass!
Bring that shit in!
Ah yeah, that's right, fuck them all motherfuckers.
Fucking punk ass creationists trying to set scientific thought back 400 years.
Fuck that!
If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party,
I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
Fucking creationists.
Fuck them.